Because sometimes net-trolling rocks.
I'm just gonna re-cap what I've read, thanks to cleolinda, livejournal, ONTD, and everyone that posted.
So, USAweekend.com posted a poll asking people to say which one is better: harry potter or twilight.
A stupid poll like that deserves trolling if you ask me, they were gagging for it if you ask me... XD XD
http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2008/11/tell-us-whats-b.html
Comments started to spam-appear... causing what is now known as: SUPER TROLL SUNDAY!
Some of my favorite gems (it seriously goes on and on and on and on...):
Garth, reading Twilight is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Posted by: Wayne Campbell.
Twilight for the win. I hadn't even thought about taking the engine out of her car before. Thanks for the tip SMeyer!
Posted by: Your Abusive Boyfriend.
THE BLATANT OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IN THIS BOOK OFFENDS ME DEEPLY.
Posted by: Edward Cullen.
This worries me. Carry on.
Posted by: Tim Gunn.
Dear Rob,I just can't remain trapped in this relationship after being treated so horribly. I will miss you.
Posted by: Your Career.
My dear, sweet, short-lived career, Can't say I blame you. TYFTT, BB.
Posted by: Robert Pattinson.
Twilight made me frame Edmond Dantes for treason.
Posted by: Ferdnand Mondego.
Have you ever hear of me, Twilight?
Posted by: Thesaurus.
Twilight turned me into a spam word.
Posted by: Chagrin.
Our dear Ms. Meyer, Stop it.
Sincerely, Charlotte, Emily, and Anne
Posted by: The Brontë Sisters.
I am the more attractive Vampire.
Posted by: Lord Byron.
DAZZLE OFF!
Posted by: Edward Cullen.
bbs you're both wrong. I was hot enough to front a rock band.
btw, thx Edward, you made my series actually look good.
Posted by: Lestat.
STFD AND STFU, POSERS
Posted by: Dracula.
Bitches, I have arrived! Let's get this party started BEP style!
Posted by: Nosferatu.
STFU Dracula.I vampired Mina and drank from Lucy when you were sleeping.Also It was I that impregnated Bella and I feast on her Freesia blood every night. I spite you Edward!
Posted by: Lord Ruthven a.k.a "The Vampyre".
gtfo, Stephenie Meyer.
Posted by: Bram Stoker .
Thou hast killed me S.Meyer!
Posted by: Literature.
Twilight, methink'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee.
Posted by: William Shakespeare.
Twilight. Even I wouldn't hit that.
Posted by: Cpt. Jack Harkness.
*reads twilight* *bites nearest angsty teenybopper*
Posted by: Spike.
... I'm not even going to bother.
Posted by: Buffy.
Edward Cullen is everything I aspire to be.
Posted by: Chuck Norris.
The FAIL is strong with this one.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi.
Bitch, please!
Posted by: J.K. Rowling.
BRB, spinning in my grave.
Posted by: Jane Austen.
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Twilight is why stupidity is my new power.
Edward was a minor character in my story.
I read Twilight as a boy and I LOVED it. Nothing has influenced my life and actions more than the writing of SMeyer.
OMG this is so unfair! *whine* *pout* I'm like so hurt! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Eddiekins!
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA SET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA VOTE HARRY POTTER AND DESERT YOUUUUUUUU
Careful now.
Down with this sort of Twilight!
Edward, you know there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously sparkly.
Twilight killed Fiyero and stole my sister's shoes.
Twilight sent me to Hell and they read it to me and I just had to get off the rack
I read Twilight over Sam's crib.
Harry Potter never did anything for me. Stephenie Meyer got me back in the public eye! Thanks, Twilight.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of sparklepire and Mary-Sue badfic you can make napalm?
Twilight is my friend.
I wanted to believe...until I read Twilight.
Did you hear? School's canceled today cause Edward & Jasper Cullen killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.
OH HELL NO!!!
Twilight makes me look like Shakespeare.
...Thanks, Twilight!
Comments
Posted by: Cpt. Jack Harkness."
oh pleaazzzeeee Cpt Jack, you'd hit anything that moves! LOL
"Edward, you know there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously sparkly. Posted by: Zoolander."
FUNNYYYY!! i'd add the blue steel look afterwards!
Specially if it involves a sparkling pretty boy ROTFL!
I read the post. All of it.
And I laughed, but you betray me for even bringing it up, nonetheless posting about it. Whether its good or bad. God knows that Harry Potter is better.
Twilight is why I need my vicodin. DAMMIT !